This week’s month’s post will once again be guest written by my dog, Kimmy. The topic is Father’s Day. That is all. HELLO MY NAME IS KIMMY AND I AM A GOOD GIRL I AM THE BEST GIRL HOW ARE YOU I LOVE YOU! Today I would like to talk to you about an important topic, it … More 6/13/2018 Father’s Day – SPECIAL GUEST WRITER!
Right now the most-searched thing on Google is “Bon Jovi”. I can’t think of really much at all to say about Bon Jovi, either the guy or the band. So instead I’m going to blast the album “Slippery When Wet” and blog my dog’s reaction to it. “Let It Rock” – Kimmy started this song … More 5/6/2018 – Bon Jovi
Hey quinoa: fuck you. I see you sitting there, acting like you’re sort of rice. You’re not. You’re nothing. You should be spelled “keenwah” and you know it. Keenwah is brownish and yellowish, tones you may recognize from the color spectrum of human waste. It is rich in protein and pointlessness. Beans. Rice. Corn. These … More 4/16/18 Quinoa is Un-American
Last year, my 7-year-old cousin Connor made a guest post. This year, back by demand*, a full 12.5% older and wiser Connor returns to weigh in on today’s trending topic- March Madness 2018. *Notice I did not say “popular demand”. There is a difference, Aunt Leslie. I am not going to tell you what I … More 3/21/18 March Madness 2018 – SPECIAL RETURNING GUEST WRITER
Readers may recall that there was a time that this blog stood for something. It stood for trending. It stood for journal. There was a logo involved. The blog posts were written by hand in cursive and delivered via something called the US mail system to your door. You even used to be able to … More 2/22/2018 – National Margarita Day
Hot on the heels of the overnight success of “Fire and Fury: Inside the Trump White House”, Publisher Henry Holt and Co. announced author Michael Wolff’s next project, a stunning look inside the Vice Presidency of Mike Pence. Given exclusive access to the little room adjacent to a broom closet that the VP resides in, this … More Exclusive Excerpt From Michael Wolff’s Next Book, A Juicy Tell-All About Mike Pence
As the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel first reported, the state of Wisconsin sold 10 hunting licenses to infants in the wake of state lawmakers removing the minimum age requirement on hunting licenses. As a public service, we at Mike’s Trending Journal would like to provide our readers with some helpful tips for hunting with a baby. … More Tips For Hunting With an Infant
After creating some controversy by referring to Senator Elizabeth Warren as “Pocahontas” at an event honoring Navajo Veterans, the president defended himself by insisting that he had thought of many more insulting and offensive nicknames for the Democrat from Massachusetts. Here are some of his favorites. Gal Franken Warren G. Farting Nava-hoe Chief Crazy Whore … More Top 10 Worse Elizabeth Warren Nicknames
I suppose by now most of you have heard about the proposed rule change in Major League Baseball that would outlaw bats. I’d like to take a minute and address this very important issue. As seems to happen every time some lone DH hits a barrage of home runs, the far left field media has … More 10/3/2017 – Don’t Take Our Bats Away!
Many blessings and the humblest of gratitudes upon you, brothers and sisters! May your harvests be supple and bountiful. As a simple man of faith, I am most honored that you have taken time away from tilling soil, milking the cows, and daily prayer to let mineself share with thee. First, I feel I must … More 9/19/2017 – Guest Writer Ezekiel Elliot