Kylo Ren. Vito Corleone. Scar from the Lion King. Theon Greyjoy. Bill Buckner’s brother, Lenny Buckner. Those that can hurt us the most are often those in our own families. With the reboot of 2 Fascist 2 Furious taking America by storm, you might be surprised to find that the Alt-Right has already infiltrated many … More 7 Signs Your Dog is a Neo-Nazi
This week the Washington Post reported that Robert Mueller will convene a grand jury as part of his investigation into possible illegal activities between the Trump campaign and Russian operatives. Here’s a quick refresher on what a grand jury actually means. 1. A grand jury is the father of the father of a regular jury. … More Grand Jury Fast Facts
Yesterday, teen heartthrob and human fart Martin Shkreli was found guilty of fraud after a much publicized trial. His legal team tried a variety of tactics to try to sway the jury- here are just a few: 1. Argued he should be given credit for providing a deeply divided nation with someone we can all … More Martin Shkreli’s Defense Strategies
Click this link if you don’t want NFL football to be banned! That’s called a “clickbait”. In light of the growing evidence that football collisions lead to serious and permanent brain damage, the NFL is working round the clock to develop a strategy to keep making obscene amounts of money. Here are a few of … More 7/31/2017 – NFL CTE Response Strategies
Today I was arrested. I was cuffed and booked and fingerprinted and mug shotted and thrown in a holding cell until someone could pick me up. This was around 2:30 am so I guess technically July 16th. Grow up. I was 45 miles from home. Not that long ago, I would have known plenty of … More July 15, 2017 – White Privilege
Today has been an odd day. A few minutes ago I got a phone call from my own phone number. Curious, I answered, to find myself speaking with myself IN THE YEAR 2047! I have no idea how it happened, but both myself and my future self believe it had something to do with watching … More 5/12/2017- Madden 2018 plus A MESSAGE FROM THE FUTURE!
My 7-year-old cousin, Connor, is not a fan of this blog. He told me it is “boring and dumb” and that he could do a much better job. So, since this is so easy, I gave him this week’s topic. He was too busy to set aside time to make a post so he put … More 4/28/17 – Fyre Festival – SPECIAL GUEST WRITER
Last night we bombed Syria. Well, “we” didn’t do it per se- a bunch of my friends and I didn’t personally launch an act of war on a sovereign nation. But the country that gets 20% of my income did! Welcome to 2017 America, where we care much more about an NFL star and … More 4/7/2017 – Aaron Rodgers/Olivia Munn
And now for something completely different. This week, in lieu of a blog entry, enjoy the following video: This Week’s Post It would cost over sixty bucks to upgrade to an account that can host videos. No.
A couple of weeks ago we adopted a one-year-old black lab. I’ve never had a dog before but had always wanted one. She’s an ok dog as far as dogs go- doesn’t try to kiss you IMMEDIATELY after she gets done tonguing her butthole, cleans up spilled food, babysits our son, is working on a … More 3/10/17 Teddy Bear