Today has been an odd day. A few minutes ago I got a phone call from my own phone number. Curious, I answered, to find myself speaking with myself IN THE YEAR 2047! I have no idea how it happened, but both myself and my future self believe it had something to do with watching … More 5/12/2017- Madden 2018 plus A MESSAGE FROM THE FUTURE!
My 7-year-old cousin, Connor, is not a fan of this blog. He told me it is “boring and dumb” and that he could do a much better job. So, since this is so easy, I gave him this week’s topic. He was too busy to set aside time to make a post so he put … More 4/28/17 – Fyre Festival – SPECIAL GUEST WRITER
Last night we bombed Syria. Well, “we” didn’t do it per se- a bunch of my friends and I didn’t personally launch an act of war on a sovereign nation. But the country that gets 20% of my income did! Welcome to 2017 America, where we care much more about an NFL star and … More 4/7/2017 – Aaron Rodgers/Olivia Munn
And now for something completely different. This week, in lieu of a blog entry, enjoy the following video: This Week’s Post It would cost over sixty bucks to upgrade to an account that can host videos. No.
A couple of weeks ago we adopted a one-year-old black lab. I’ve never had a dog before but had always wanted one. She’s an ok dog as far as dogs go- doesn’t try to kiss you IMMEDIATELY after she gets done tonguing her butthole, cleans up spilled food, babysits our son, is working on a … More 3/10/17 Teddy Bear
Hey everyone, this week my uncle Bruce volunteered to write the post. He was kind enough to put together a blog entry in between innings at my cousin’s little league game. So here’s Uncle Bruce with his contribution for the topic of Nintendo. -M.S. When I was a kid we didn’t have these fancy video … More 3/3/2017 – Nintendo
Hellooooo! Thank you so much for joining us. Today’s trending topic is “Get Out”. My rule is not to look up anything, but in this case I had to figure out why this phrase would be trending. Turns out it is the name of a movie. Well, today’s guest writer probably doesn’t know much about … More 2/24/17 – Get Out, SPECIAL GUEST WRITER!
50 Shades Darker, eh? I have no illusions as to my place on the masculinity scale- therefore I will not attempt to claim that I know nothing about this topic. The original book was such a phenomenon that it would have been virtually impossible to avoid at least general knowledge about this tale. Even if … More February 10, 2017 Fifty Shades Darker
China was founded in 42 B.C. (Before China) by Sun Yi Kim. Sun Yi was originally from the Philippines and had popped out one day to grab a pack of smokes and accidentally stumbled across China. Unfortunately, he forgot to tell anyone about it so it wasn’t for another 42 years that the country began … More January 27, 2017 Chinese New Year 2017
by Jedidiah Winchesterton Greetings, young squire, and my most sincere of apologies for the strange font. I knowest thou is used to writing where the letter ‘S’ looks like a cursive ‘F’. God willing, you’ll get used to the odd style forthright. My name is Jedidiah Winchesterton, and I am but a humble homesteader hailing … More January 13, 1816 – THE DALLAS TARIFF