6 out of 5 stars
So THIS is how the other half lives! This is the type of place that puts a capital F in Fancy! The lack of windows provide an exclusive feel- like you’re in the VIP section of an old-timey cocktail lounge: the kind the spells old “olde” and everyone wears a monocle.
The facility is state-of-the-art, equipped with every modern luxury: swivel seats, color television, and even dim-able lights! The beer selection is top-of-the-line, with imported ales from as far away as Colorado. Now, most establishments are too concerned with making a quick buck to let their beer properly age. Not here- I was able to sample a Coors Light Tall Boy from 2009, which any Coors connoisseur will tell you was a near-perfect batch. I will most certainly be back as soon as my ankle bracelet is removed.
One quick note, though. The Rustic does NOT have a valet service. It turns out someone just stole my car.